Today, I spent 20 minutes going to Dunkin's, half an hour editing my Pandora stations, an hour on MLIA, two hours on Reddit, and about three hours actually working. Maybe the end of my day will be a little more productive... MLIC
~boredatwork

Today, I got the monitor mirror I ordered. Turns out it's not the one-inch stick-on mirror I thought it was; instead, it's a 6-inch clip-anywhere spy mirror. My neighbors are jealous. MLIC

~nomoresurprises

Today, I noticed that my department's emergency laptop for on-call (overnight) tech support has a 15 minute battery life. I found this out when I needed to use it... MLIC

~HateOnCall

Today, I started growing an avocado pit in a Dunkin's cup, so I would have someone to talk to. MLIC

~lonelycube

Today, I turned the keyboard from my old laptop into pushpins. MLIC

~techsupport